Let's Write A Funny Blurb

Okay... time to have some fun!  And it'd be great to see what you guys can do with this too.

I was looking at the Romance Bandits posts today and found they had a fun way to write blurb of a childrens' book... and here it is:

1] and the Magic [2] is the tale of a little girl who travels on a [3] carpet to the mystical land of [4], where she will encounter a friendly [5] [6] in a forest of giant [7] and try to avoid falling into the quarry of everlasting [8]. Using the powers of the magic [2] to help her, can she defeat the wicked wizard of [9], save the people of [10] Valley and be home in time for tea?

Quick 10 questions:

[1] Your first name

[2] Object to your right

[3] Colour of carpet or rug in your room

[4] Town you were born

[5] Favourite colour

[6] Favourite animal/bird

[7] Favourite flower

[8] Favourite dessert

[9] Your surname spelled backwards

[10] Favourite snack food

Now, my blurb is:

Mozette and the Magic Pencilcase is the tale of a little girl who travels on a beige carpet to the mystical land of Brisbane, where she will encounter a friendly purple Budgie in a forest of giant Gloxinias and try to avoid falling into the quarry of everlasting Rocky Road. Using the powers of the magic Pencilcase to help her, can she defeat the wicked wizard of Rekrap, save the people of Cashew Valley and be home in time for tea?

Well, have a go, and see how you go.  Until my next post, happy reading!